[赛后帖]🏀湖东说念主3东说念主20+再胜火箭 老詹28+8+7 斯玛特25+7 杜兰特复出9荒谬枣庄铝皮保温施工队

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湖东说念主（2-0）：詹姆斯28分8板7助、斯玛特25分2板7助5断、肯纳德23分6板2助3断、八村塁13分5板2助、艾顿6分5板1助、海斯6分4板1助2帽、范德比尔特5板1助、拉拉维亚2板

火箭（0-2）：杜兰特23分6板4助、申京20分11板5助4断2帽、史姑娘18分6板1助、阿门16分5板9助、伊森10分8板1助、奥科吉7分2板、卡佩拉2板、泰特1板、霍勒迪1板、谢泼德3助

[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 2516 points an hour ago

How to beat the 25/26 Rockets: Double KD + Watch every other Rockets player piss & shit themselves whenever they get the ball = Win Basketball Game

行侠球迷：如何打败 25/26 赛季的火箭队：包夹杜兰特 + 看着其他火箭球员拿到球就吓得尿裤子拉稀 = 赢下篮球比赛

[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_ 880 points an hour ago

The Rockets offense is genuinely hilarious

行侠球迷：火箭的遑急真的太搞笑了

[–][MIA] James PoseyBrochacho27 434 points an hour ago

I haven't watched a lot of rockets games, but tonight it looked like they've never played a game together before

热火球迷：我没若何看及其箭的比赛，但今晚看起来他们就像所昔日从来莫得在起过球样

[–]Mavericksfemboyfootsniffer_ 296 points an hour ago

It's looked bad all year. They have no point guard, KD can't pass out of a double team, and all of his teammates are frauds. The playoffs just amplifies all of these problems.

行侠球迷：他们整年看起来齐很烂。他们莫得控球后卫，杜兰特在濒临包夹时传不出球，而且他的队友全是水货。季后赛仅仅把扫数这些问题齐放大了。

[–]Lakersraymond_w 1913 points 1 hour ago

Seeing the difference between LeBron getting doubled and Durant being doubled is staggering.

湖东说念主球迷：看着詹姆斯被包夹和杜兰特被包夹之间的差异，真的令东说念主畏俱。

[–]boksinx 291 points 1 hour ago

Lol, Lebron still has the play-making skill and can body anyone if trapped. Meanwhile, Marcus Smart can bully KD’s slim frame single-handedly.

球迷：哈哈，詹姆斯依然领有组织才能，况且在被包夹时能用体魄强吃任何东说念主。与此同期，斯玛特个东说念主就能耻辱杜兰特那羸弱的身板。

[–]LakersShimanu 706 points an hour ago

Funny how Lebron getting doubled is not something to worry about, sometimes even gets me excited especially with that Rui 3 earlier

湖东说念主球迷：兴趣的是，詹姆斯被包夹根底不需要缅想，随机候以至会让我欢快枣庄铝皮保温施工队，至极是早些时候八村塁投进的阿谁三分

[–]Lakers3s2ng 404 points an hour ago

Doubling LeBron is the last strategy you can implement against him. You just pray that the player who recieves the ball out of the double will miss the wide open shot.

湖东说念主球迷：包夹詹姆斯是你用来凑合他的下策。你只可祷告阿谁在包夹中接球的球员会投丢大空位投篮。

[–]simon2105 1478 points an hour ago

Bronny James continues to have a win rate when he sees the floor in a playoff setting. Do what you want with that information

球迷：布朗尼・詹姆斯在季后赛出场时的胜率陆续保抓在 。你们我方看着办吧

[–]LakersDuskuser 466 points an hour ago

Unlike many stats posted on this sub, there's nothing misleading about this one.

湖东说念主球迷：不像这个版本里发的很无数据，这个数据点齐莫得误。

[–]LakersGotTwisted 1796 points 1 hour ago

LeBron is 32-0 in playoff series when up 2 games

湖东说念主球迷：当在季后赛系列赛中先2场时，詹姆斯的战绩是 32 胜 0 负

[–]RocketsAvengingHero2012 830 points 1 hour ago

I can’t believe that this Rockets team is going to give LeBron one of his vintage moments. Doing this at 41 is nuts, but goddamn what a disappointment the Rockets are.

火箭球迷：我几乎不敢深信这支火箭队居然要给詹姆斯奉上个属于他的复旧期间。在 41 岁还能作念到这个真的太狂了，但活该的火箭队太让东说念主失望了。

[–]RocketsxWaves_ 415 points an hour ago

Burn it to the ground…gonna get swept by 41 year old LeBron and the hospital Lakers. The guys look like they don’t even want to be there, haven't see a Rocket smile all season. Fire Udoka he has no offensive IQ and thinks yelling is the same as motivation

火箭球迷：全毁了…… 要被 41 岁的詹姆斯和伤病满营的湖东说念主队横扫了。这些伙看起来以至齐不思上场，通盘赛季齐没见过个火箭球员笑过。罢免乌度卡吧，他莫得遑急才略，还以为大吼呼吁就就是是在引发球员

[–]Supersonicskoticgood 337 points an hour ago

KD back, AR/Luka still out, Kennard getting mvp chants😂

音速球迷：杜兰特复出了，里夫斯 / 卢卡依然缺阵，肯纳德得回了 MVP 的快活😂

[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy 1112 points an hour ago

I hate how much I love Marcus Smart.

凯尔特东说念主球迷：我敌对我方如斯热马库斯・斯玛特。

[–]LakersClothesKind7499 510 points an hour ago

Avery Bradley, Rondo now Smart you got any more of those so called washed guards

湖东说念主球迷：艾弗里・布拉德利，隆多，当今是斯马特，你们还有莫得那些所谓的过气后卫了

[–]DrGregoryCasa 294 points an hour ago

I'm making an early call about Derrick White

球迷：我提前预言德里克・怀特也会来

[–]Lakersprettyboylee 740 points an hour ago

DeAndre Ayton's box score stats this game are unremarkable but I just want to acknowledge that his defense has been huge in not allowing Sengun to get into rhythm this series so far. Also had a few timely rebounds

湖东说念主球迷：德安德烈・艾顿这场比赛的基础数据并不起眼，铝皮保温但我只思承认他的守作用弘远，在现时的系列赛中莫得让申京找到节律。而且他还到了几个实时的篮板

[–]Thunderhomefree122 647 points an hour ago*

LeBron and Smart have a combined age of 73 and were the top two scorers of the game with a combined 53 points

雷霆球迷：詹姆斯和斯马特加起来 73 岁了，他们是这场比赛得分的两名球员，合了 53 分

[–]xXEliteEater500Xx 503 points 1 hour ago

Imagine telling Lakers fans that their playoffs Big 3 would consist of LeBron, Marcus Smart and Luka Nard.

球迷：思象下告诉湖东说念主球迷，他们的季后赛三巨头将由詹姆斯、马库斯・斯马特和卢卡・纳德构成。

[–]RaptorsZLouieZ 797 points an hour ago

I love you Lebron

猛龙球迷：我你詹姆斯

[–]HornetsContractXtension 399 points an hour ago

Flair makes no sense

黄蜂球迷：你的主队标签毫道理

[–]RaptorsZLouieZ 1722 points 1 hour ago

Why can’t a son love his father

猛龙球迷：为什么犬子弗成他的爸爸

[–]RaptorsMaNamWumbo 318 points an hour ago

Feeling nostalgic from the belt were getting in Ohio rn

猛龙球迷：正在哀悼咱们当年在俄亥俄州挨的皮带抽

[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 429 points an hour ago

It is mindblowing how lost Getoffmydickerson is when he has to face a double team

湖东说念主球迷：“别蹭我迪克森” 在濒临包夹时发扬得有何等迷失，真的令东说念主畏俱

[–]Lakersrangerbiscuit_08 629 points an hour ago

As a Lakers fan, the way I feel facing the Rockets in the clutch is the exact opposite of what I feel against the Nuggets. Just never felt worried these last two games

湖东说念主球迷：当作名湖东说念主球迷，在要津期间濒临火箭时的嗅觉与濒临掘金时的嗅觉一龙一猪。这两场比赛我根底就没缅想过

[–]WestAvailable_Story6774 295 points 1 hour ago

The fact that the Knicks, Nuggets, Spurs, and Celtics are all tied at 1-1 rn in their respective series and have all lost homecourt advantage, while the Lakers are up 2-0 rn in their series, despite not having Luka or Reaves, shows how insane Bron is, even at 41 years old man.

球迷：现时尼克斯、掘金、马刺和凯尔特东说念主在各自的系列赛中齐成了 1-1 平，况且齐丢掉了主场势，而湖东说念主队在莫得卢卡和里夫斯的情况下，现时在系列赛中 2-0 先，这示了詹姆斯有何等狂，即便他照旧 41 岁了老兄。

[–]MavericksDesertedProject[S] 322 points 1 hour ago

LUKA KENNARD

行侠球迷：卢卡・肯纳德

[–]76ersDelicious-Physics218 328 points an hour ago

KD got another chance to drive his own bus and drove that shit right off a cliff lol

This rockets team spent all this time rebuilding and already needs to blow it up again

76 东说念主球迷：杜兰特又得到了次我方开大巴的契机，着力他把车班师开下了陡壁，哈哈

这支火箭队花了这样多时候重建，当今又要倒重来了

[–]LakersPalifaith 353 points an hour ago*

This felt like watching the 2006 Cavs with LeBron and a bunch of role players winning that OT game against the Pistons in the ECF.

湖东说念主球迷：这嗅觉就像是在看 2006 年的骑士队，詹姆斯带着群角球员在东部决赛的加时赛中打败了活塞。

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